BARRY ARTISTES WORLD: Crime: If not PETA, Perhaps the VLF?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Crime: If not PETA, Perhaps the VLF?

Opinion
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
With Earth Day fast Approaching, Thievery can only mean one thing, if not PETA liberating animals from Zoo's , laboratories, Loggin Activists chaining themselves to Trees etc. Perhaps a new twist to Liberation is at hand. The VLF (Vegetable Liberation Front) may have had a hand in the disappearance of $11,000 worth of the Green Flowery Veggies from a Transport Truck.

Thief (s) made off with a transport truck parked outside Toronto city street, in what can only be "If you could steal anything" can only mean the VLF, because let's face it, "Broccoli?". Rest assured, I know one Thief (s) will not be bellying up to the bar with those "Bragging Rights" or if caught and convicted will most likely Die in Prison, not by the Inmates, but more likely from Embarrassment.

Thief (s) usually case out what they steal, hence why I surmise it was the "Vegetable Liberation Front", whose Motto is : "flee little veggies flee".

As to the Fruits of this world, they're "SOL" because the FLF (Fruit Liberation Front) just doesn't have the Celebrity Cachet of the VLF.

Thief takes $11,000 in broccoliRig loaded with healthy greens disappears off The Queensway

By TAMARA CHERRY, SUN MEDIAThe Toronto Sun

If you could steal $11,000 worth of something, what would it be?

For one Toronto bandit over the weekend, it was broccoli.

A Toronto-area trucker -- set to deliver 30 skids of the green vegetable -- returned to his rig in the city's east end early yesterday morning to find it had vanished, said Toronto Police Const. Ray Clark.

Source: cnews.canoe.ca via Barry Artiste